What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 01:21

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
No way
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Then came..
No go.
Just Forget it!
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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What made you stop being an addict?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.