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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do I get off Paxil?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

No way

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

Then came..

No go.

Just Forget it!

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What made you stop being an addict?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Why am I tired all the time?